You work out of a Hotel?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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