Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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