We won't sleep together?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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