Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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