Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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