so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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