What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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