what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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