I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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