Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The adults are the big ones right?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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