I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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