You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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