I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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