did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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