Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
This baby is an asshole
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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