Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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