Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
wanna go halves on a baby?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Well I just put wine in my tea
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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