ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
There's even glitter on my cock...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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