I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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