it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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