And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
