Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You're like the curious george of whores
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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