I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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