i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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