Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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