If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
