these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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