Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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