what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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