you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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