..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
