is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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