Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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