apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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