I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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