Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
