Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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