Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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