Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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