Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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