I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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