windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Someone signed my nipple.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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