Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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