Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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