There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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