maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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