So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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