what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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