thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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