Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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