I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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