Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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